16th of April 2009, Thursday

Dear bloggie,

Referring to my title tonight i'm gonna tell u a little story about the characteristics of my dream girl. (version 2)

since my first version of ridiculous list of characteristics in a dream girl is met.

i decided to make a new one.

something that I'm confident nobody in this world can fulfill it.

okay.

1. She must not be taller than i am, but higher than my shoulder.

2. I love short haired ladies.

3. It is highlighted! i think highlighted hairs are much more attractive.

4. Her eyes MUST be something extraordinary. Having deep mysterious 3 second stares is mandatory.

5. Her eyebrows are not plucked. NO FUCKING MONO-BROW PLEASE!

6. Her nose have to be somewhat round in shape. With normal sized nostrils!

7. NO mustache and goatee. please!!!! UR A FUCKING GIRL FOR GOD'S SAKE!

8. Her upper lips MUST be kinda "melentik".

9. Juicy, moist angelina jolie's lower lips!

10. Her ears must not be "capang" at all cost.

11. Standard length neck without and double chins.

12. soft looking shoulders that shouts "I need your shoulders too putra!"

13. Nice Breast. At least size 33. bullet-train shaped is a must!

14. Not too skinny stomach. And not Buffed at all please! Girls with muscles scares me!

15. Big, well-shaped, i-wanna-SMACK-THAT-all-night-LONG ass.

16. legs aren't too skinny so that i'm not dating a fucking chopstick.

17. small,non-chicken wing flabby shit arm.

18. petite hands that somehow fits mine perfectly.

19. Smarter than she looks.

20. A total seducer!

21. Nerdy look.

22. does not need to wear tubes and miniskirts to look pretty. Tees and jeans are perfect.

23. i think i prefer someone in high heels better. high heels shapes up the ass. ^^

24. does not wear too many bangles macam keling.

25. normal girls piercing only. no tattoos or extra2 piercing on her body.

26. wears a watch.

27. rich, shops clothes occasionally, but not a shopaholic. (shopaholics scares the crap out of me!)

28. cannot care less if she broke a nail.

29. don't like to wear make-ups.

30. Not a clean or health freak.

31. does not smoke, or drink, or take drugs, or anything considered STUPID.

32. Funny.

33. Funny sounded laugh.

34. does not laugh too loud just to create attention.

35. Have the cutest giggle. (sikit2 mcm humairah ar)

36. have different types of smile. which makes her vulnerable emotionally.

37. Have a killer giggle + laugh+smile combo.

38. someone that's only shy at first around new people.

39. Have an eccentric sexy funny bad habit.

40. Someone who can't make up her mind only because its cute.

41. bright but lazy to study.

42.FAIR SKINNED!(not really a mandatory)

43. green contact lens. They somehow turns me on.

44. RIDICULOUSLY CUTE when wearing glasses.

45. Tolerate well with others.

46. someone who is not afraid to curse and say FUCK.

47. well-mannered.

48. still a virgin.

49. high cheek bones?

50. someone supposed to be famous.

51. Very Friendly.

52. An angel of kindness.

53. Honest.

54. Loyal.

55. Hardworking.

56. Motivated.

57. have strong charismatic value.

58. takes charge of situation but knows when to quit.

59. adored by thousands of guys.

60. Knows enough about the "surrounding world".

61. TOTALLY SUPER open minded.

62. Not a fake.

63. She can speak / type english well.

64. Someone that loves me for who i am.

65. Filthy rich.

66. Good genetics.

67. well-raised.

68. a bit "lurus bendul"

69. Have own transportation/does not rely on others much.

70. horny!

71. Someone that thinks "its the thought that counts"

72. Have the ability to take my breath away with each glare.

73. makes cute silly face when not in the mood or angry.

74. Someone who can laugh and laugh and laugh like there's no sorrow in this world. =D

75. accepts criticism well.

76. listens to hardcore, screamo, sentimental and trance.

77. < --- wow nombor bahaya mat!

78. Someone that is not hypocritical when it comes to music. except to some indons and keling songs.

79. Loves cartoons and animes as much as i do.

80. Someone that got her braces off already

81. a good problem teller.

82. does not fall sick often.

83. NO MOLES ON FACE!! this is so fucking mandatory!

84. Appreciates a good joke.

85. Have no weird phobias.

86. Someone adventurous and loves the wildlife like my mom (hehe)

87. Prefer to tell me "i love u" using body language more than her words.

88. Appreciates a deep looooooooooong kiss.

89. She must smell nice.

90. Someone sharp and understands everything i say.

91. i can't believe ur still reading this.

92. Someone who has an identity instead of following the current.

93. A mix or a totally non-malay.(or atleast doesn't look like pure malay) but still muslim.

94. Someone that can cheer me up with the simplest thing.

95. name does not start or rhymes with fiqah or syima.

96. Someone that cares so much that she reads stuff like this to the end

97. Definitely not someone from east coast part of Malaysia.(kelantan and so on.)

98. Someone worth my time and sacrifice.

99. Someone worth dying for.

100. Someone that can see what a loser i am now. but can also see my potentials.

^^

that's all from me for now.
until then bloggie.

c ya~

(this was written yesterday.)