The new life at 0800 hours.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance,
baffle them with bullshit.

Dear Bloggie.

DEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR bloggie ol' pal!

hihihihi

(i reallyreally missed you!)

at around 8 a.m today i'm gonna start my new life.

ouuhh i'm soooo nervouuussss!!



okay bullshit.

langsung tak rase nervous sekarang ni.

but maybe i will in a few hours kan?

=)



well my time has come

i always knew I'm a late bloomer.

things always workout for me.

in the end.

scratch that

in the late end.

eh, screw that

in the namanamadirectordanpelakondahscrolling kind of late end.

haha!



If you're new and lazy to scroll back to my previous posts,

i'll be heading to SEGi College in subang at 8 a.m this morning.

Why?

coz i heard the food there is terrific for breakfast around 8 a.m that's why!


haha.

DUH!

coz i'll be studying there for my Diploma that's why.


and frankly id-really-k what i'm suppose to or am feeling right now.

if it were to be a recipe i'd say:


a whole lot of feeling contented,
with 3 table spoons of blank mind,
2 sprinkles of being relaxed,
a dash of getting the cold feet,
a hint of nervousness,
a butt of unreleased fart,
a full stomach,
and feeling sleepy secukup rasa.

=P

oh well,

alang-alang dah taip baik kemaskini pasal hidup terus.


well,

nowadays my life is good.

why just yesterday i hung around subang and section 7 shah alam with peeps there.

well,

it was okay.

OH!

now i know where i can satisfy my lust for 02JAM!

its at...


DRUMROLL*


Bintang Cyber Spot section 7 shah alam!!

YAY!

oh, wait.

you don't know what is 02jam?

its a brother of ketamine, sister of methamphatamine, and a long-distance cousin of dextramphetamine.

get it?


hahaha.

KPL-otak ko!


its an old ancient online game lah!

well let me explain a bit.

u have these basic 7 keys.

which usually is A S D (spacebar) J K L

and u use them to hit a note on the game.


well here's a picture to help you understand more.







and as you can see above.

the panel on the left hand side is where the notes fall.

and everytime you hit 2 and more notes continuously

it becomes a combo.

and by the picture it shows that this dude already on his 437th combo and counting.

and oh!

the game is not only about hitting them notes,

before starting you have to choose an O2 Jam song.

then the song goes smoothly if you hits all the notes nicely.

but if you miss or did badly,

the song is gonna suck.

=D

I'd love to explain more but i'm getting sleepy.

hahaha.


and some more updates..

just last night i drove the car.

and i'm getting much better.
(bole baca tak nih oya!)

hahahaha

OH!

that's not really the news,

i am getting better at driving AND!

i managed to avoid four near-accident events!

the worst i remember was this time in band camp once there was this kid who played the flute.

and then this kid played all alone in the forest.

then he was eaten by a bear.

hahaha ok mengarut.

okay okay.

when i was in the highway hitting 200 on the first lane.

(yes 200 km/j)

(yes the car is turbo charged abit)

okay as i was typing.

i was doing 190 and quickly hitting 200.

SUDDENLY

this kaninneibodohnakmamposbangangtaiklembu cibaikaujanganbawakkeretalahsial proton perdana car

CUTS into my lane.

while doing 120.


i repeat.



I WAS DOING 200 BIATCH!

to make things more "bolehmasokHBOceritaputnih!"

the road/highway that i was using.

by the time i wanted to break.

it was a bit "jumpy" or so.

jalan tak rata + aku bawak dekat 200 = kereta lompat-lompat.

and it had to be while i was breaking.

WAAAHHH!!

DUMBASS!

well, since nowadays people is getting all fussy about being 1malaysia and "malaysian courtesy"


i,

politely,

cut the bangangnakmampos "unwise" car.

drove beside him honkingmyassoff! pleasantly,

while giving my KIWAKakubunuhketurunankonantisial! smiley smiley face.

and showing him mymiddlefingerlah!FUCKER! a nice wave goodbye/i'm sorry too.

and drive away hittingthepedallikeamaniac slowly to avoid further events such as this.

oh, im so nice.

=)

LOL!


Notes:
missed blogger boy again last thursday. ARGH!
mers thinks i rly like A.
A is like SO 3 days ago. haha
gotta topup my maxis number.
starting my flirt engine,
SEGi, here i come!

well, that's all bloggie dearest.
i'm gonna miss you.
i wish you're here.
until next time bloggie.
au revoir,
XOXO,
oh, i love you so.