B C S

Define,
Freedom

Dear bloggie and friends.


I am now officially.....



thinking about relationships lot.

single for a long time and I'm not sure if i am ever available.

confused about life and events that occur.

scared at the mere thought of future.

loving my long hair.

having fun in college.




and also.



I am officially.

HAVING MY SEMESTER BREAK YO!

Whatcha say to that suckaasss!!!

I am now OFFICIALLY

Budak Cuti Sem

First Step: Introduction.

A: *while sleeping* KOKOROOMMMMM!!!!!
B: Bajet a nak sampai ngigau dota. Main bukan pro pon. ceyh!

Dear bloggie,


hey hey.

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

well finally i had a day with ze infamous cookie.


Let's just say.


it was.....

HELLA FUNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!

waaaaaaaa...

okay i admit that at some point of it there were awkward "idkwhattosay" silence mood.

but hey.

for being alone the first time together.

that is bound to happen right?

and the mood thing happened like only twice?

and i was with cookie for like...

one hour plus at least?

near two hours lah.


well,

meeting together for the first time EVARRR.

and could be quite talkative with each other.

i'd say that's a success.

or as borat would say.













hahaha.

well, to be honest.

it was kind of more to awkward than dreamy.

and cookie even thought that i was bored.

(no wonder cookie also looked bored)


hahahahaiyyyoooo..


oh well..


at least its a start.

i always sucks when it comes to one on one conversations anyways.

next time, WITH FRENS!

with cookie's frens to be exact.


xD

14th April 2010.

May this date never leave my thought.

:P

notes:
Ever heard of a broke student's sarcastic laughter?
ask me for a loan and you'll hear it. =)
budak matriks dah tamat. YATTAAAAAAA!
1 more week dah cuti sem.
wah wahh x sabar.
eh f! mana nk carik duit lepak?
The good day was good.
Happy troll is happy.
xD

That's all bloggie,
c ya later okay
have fun.
haha.
Hi, my name is Putra. and I'm a shisha Addict.
au revoir,
XOXO,
Oh, i can't say it so.

Warning! :

Feed the troll!
They NOM* NOM* losers like you for desserts.

Hook up, Break up, Make up, it Ends up as? WeDGASH!

A: Chill man. Relax.
B: Dude, I'm so relaxed I put stoned Bob Marley to shame.

Dear Bloggie,

I hate my life. FML.
all these things around me keeps fking up even way before i could amend it.
I have failed a lot of people in my past.
But this time is just too much.
I can't take the pressure might as well end my life right here and now.
I am far too depressed to even think straight.













agak2 ayat atas ni cukop tak nk penuhkan bende preview kat dashboard diorang tuh bloggie?

hahahahahahahaha!!


yeah yeah!

MAYFIRSTT!!
Lambang seeejatiii!!

xD

Hello bloggie,

it's been quite sometime now since i've posted smthg new here.

well i have been occupied with small things in life which occupies my time.


huh?


texting?

calls?

MMS-ing?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

text for hang outs, and 2 times with these female persons.


kau tak payah tahu.



calls and mms.

uhh.

called mikki a lot for the two hang out few weeks back.

this person aaa i tell youuu!!

call pun susah angkat lagi pulak nak text.

tunggu beranak anak cucu la baru dia reply.

:P

anyways,

Life's been pretty easy on me.

well i do admit having difficulties with the decision on whether to have a GF or not.

but,

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

i think i can be a hermit whenever i want to.

xD



these few days been hanging out with Amel a lot.

well, at least now our hang-outs have a rather productive outcome than before.

tak paham?

tak payah paham.

FF yeah.


xD



Be warned that the next contents of this post contains EXTREME level of profanities and curses.
A lot of you WILL get offended.
I am not responsible if you felt the flame.
Just being honest here.

You Have Been warned!

ouuuuuuuuuuuuhhh back to my title bloggie! (sheesh this is the first)


seriously laaaa i shit you not! lah kan bloggie dearest.

nowadays there are lots and lots of relationship problems.

or as they would prefer to call them "relationship issues".




haizz.

when i open my facebook all i can see is.


"she is missing him"

"she is missing him again"

"she is hurting because of him"

"she loves him very much"

(2 days later...)

"she hates him to bits"

"she misses him very much. but they see each other all the time in classes etc."

"she wonders if he is right for her"

"she loves him and expresses it, but he don't even have a facebook account"

"she hates her for hurting him which she loves but he loves her who is hurting him"

and for guys,

"he ..... is playing CoD"

"he (a fag) is listening to justin bieber"

"he is too bloody lazy to care"

"he is arguing over football coz it's more worth it than fighting over chicks."


END OF EXAMPLES.



see bloggie,

and people say girls mature faster than boys pppffffffffffftttttttttssss..

I say boys mature faster than girls.

Prove?

how many matured man that u see don't even give a shit?


that's right.

MOST of them.


Boys matured state = WeDGASH!


which stands for "We Don't Give A Shit!"

so when we mature, we don't give a shit,

then girls sees this and they go

uuuuwww~ boys are sooo immature.


well F! that, WeDGASH!

and girls all go awwww she backstabbed me, i didn't know that my gedik actions would cause this.

awwww i think he is cheating on me, and i don't have any proof at all. he IS cheating on meee

awww i miss him sooo much. i forgot how my phone works to even call himm.


and guys are like "BITCH GET A LIFE MTHRFKR! DIU LEY AH MA GEH CHAU CHEE BYE AH!!!"

but then again we have all matured and just go..


WeDGASH!



oh oh back to my story.


this relationship thing is really disturbing.

and i hate it that facebook is so public that when you rant,

DEMMIT your whole friend can see it.

and some probably is looking for crappy dickless comments like

"aww dear, poor you. Jahat la lelaki tuh."

"kesian you. be strong okay"

"sayang, kenapa ni?"

"dear, you okay tk ni?"

of thefucking course she is not okay dumbass!

bitch needs to get a fking life!

i seriously fking to The MAX!!! hate these type of sorry ass bitches and fags (yes some guys do it too) that cries for help.

like,

i wanna shout to their faces,

MTHRFKR!!! DIU LEI LOU MOU laaa MAHAI!!!!!!

luckily i don't know many of fags that cries for help,

well maybe one or two that's not worth mentioning.



In conclusion.


1. I have had it up to HERE! (raises my "hand bar" up high near the ceiling)


2.

I understand that these things are just to release tension. But COME ONE! They have been going at it non-stop for like... a few days now? or was it weeks? months?

Some people can stand it and can just WeDGASH! But guys please.
My future career option and my diploma REQUIRES me to be more emphatic than I already am. I tried so hard to WeDGASH! but i can hold it until only so long before i burst. (thus the post.)

I understand that you are feeling deep deep shit but please.
Get a twitter.
Be a tweet-bitch there i dont care.
i dont have a twitter.
facebook is for networking, NOT what you are going through on your daily life.
T-W-I-T-T-E-R PLEASE!
well, unless you are one attention seeking bitch/fag that sucks life out of the shit-sympathy-comment that people post.







I am sorry for my deep profanities.

but it was stated that this blog is for 18 and above right?


=)



Notes :
Troll needs moar troll friend to communicate.
so hard to speak nowadays.
Bank acc is running dry.
perhaps movie this wednesday or anyday?
This blog is dedicated to anonymous.
tapi,
siapa makan cili dia terasa pedas.
come to think of it.
this post,
i am looking for death and trouble

Maaf. Saya jujur, bukan baik hati dah sekarang.

That's all for now bloggie!
toodle-oo!
gonna miss ya.
be brave,
be healthy,
go to a rave,
it's to party not make a baby.
haha.
okay bye now.
au revoir,
XOXO,
Oh i love you so.

More Notes! :

Bonjour fuzz,
Tu me manques tellement. mais je suis trop paresseux pour sms type
Je me demande si nous pouvons être ensemble
Oh, je ne sais pas
trop de choix

Mon coeur est à toi mon cookie.
qui est, si vous le voulez

we love our bread, we love our butter, but most of all,
we love each other.
Madeline FTW!
HAHA!

tak paham den bahaso apo kobondo ni do.
ekau tolong translate lah yo?

WeDGASH!

Slap to my face. FML.

When life grabs you by the balls.
dude, I wish I was born with three sometimes.

Dear bloggie,


agak jiwa kacau kan topik malam ni?



well.

HAHA NO WAY JOSE!

actually this post is only to congratulate my brother on proving to me that he can actually REALLY move on from his ex.




I thought it'd take him like...


ouuhhh idk.


another month or two before he even starts to get to know more girls.


but DEMYUROMA!



dah ada awek baru.


and the way he explains his new ex seems quite okay.

gotta be careful how you speak about your ex with her.

EVERYONE hates that.


and though i think i can see her weakness already.


but maybe it's just my imagination.



she scores 85% for me bro.


haizz.

adik dah siap bukak chapter 2 dalam love life.

abang dia bila pulak kan cookie?

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

aaaaaanyways bloggie,

It's been a swell week.

I F'ed up my assignments last Friday.

I'mma tell you one time!

the starting part got like 3 citations


and the rest of it only full of Putra-ology to go with.


I can smell Miss smokin'HOT Smita's comment already.


1. Putra, you have 5 references but i can only see 1,2 citations. Think you can fool me troll? BEE-YOTCHHH!!

2. how come there's only citations on your first paragraph? did you write a book and decided to NOT cite yourself in your essay? troll needs moar schooling!

3. stop dozing off in my class DEMMIT! Or else I'm gonna make you run the whole lobby NAKED! Twice.

4. this essay sucks so hard i think it can give a BJ. (okay ini tipu)


xD




haizz.

4 hours of head-cramping is not enough.

I hate facebook for this.

ARGHHH!



AAAAAAAAAAAnyways.


Anep came back again.

WHOOP-DEE-DOO!

Hookah session to the MAX!

patio@7 was closed suddenly.

so we had to suffer with the barra's hookah guy.



his flavors taste like crap,

he chops the coal TOO frucking small.

and ..

he just sucked.



HOWEVER!


it was still great since MIKKI and AMEL could join us.




and a new hypothesis is considered PROVEN.

which is.


Guys do NOT talk about girls as much girls talk about guys with their close friends.


we talked about ghosts man!


i did try to slip "girls" into our topic but it ends up..




P: weh korang single lagi x?

An, Mik: big yes!

Ah: aku ada awek doo

P: uish sape shiaaall! xnak share info en mel! demyu!

Ah: awek aku miley cyrus rambut hitam.

Mik: baju putih?

An: kaki x cecah lantai?

Ah: Spot On Mate.

P: (stoned) I need to stop imagining the conversations that didn't really happen in my head. I'm gonna fill my blog with all craps and no info.







comprende senor?

no?


haha.


the above conversation didn't happen la macha.

but still.

they all DID manage to change the topic to ghosts back again.


haiiissshh.


Oh oh!

i went to jusco.

and i went to the MPH there.

I learned 2 new things.




1. Novels about vampires are A LOT now. suddenly?

2. Tuesdays with Morrie, Damn good book. Maybe i just download it. but then again. I'd wanna treasure it and just buy my first novel EVAR!

3. Ice Blend Mocha is the only thing good in Oldtown white coffee kopitiam.

4. the fact above I already know. Just emphasizing it to stop blog readers from wasting their money eating/drinking there.


XD


a month until holiday.

Haircut?
Diet?


sorry, i stopped giving a damn about what other people think quite sometime ago.

call me rude,
call me immature,
call me arrogant,
call me asshole.

and you might just get to see my "kisah-pantik?" face.



notes:
Congratulations Rhoma!
can't differ whether i reached another level in self-actualization.
or i'm just in too deep living in my comfort zone.
F! that jom gi makan?
XD
RM30, Tuesdays With Morrie. seems fair?

That's it.
cya later bloggie,
I'll write to ya soon!
au revoir,
XOXO,
Oh i love her so.

Dialogues! :

I LOLOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE twilight.

Bella: Edward, have you heard about the joke they didn't tell to Gay people?

Edward: No.

Bella: .........