Slap to my face. FML.

When life grabs you by the balls.
dude, I wish I was born with three sometimes.

Dear bloggie,


agak jiwa kacau kan topik malam ni?



well.

HAHA NO WAY JOSE!

actually this post is only to congratulate my brother on proving to me that he can actually REALLY move on from his ex.




I thought it'd take him like...


ouuhhh idk.


another month or two before he even starts to get to know more girls.


but DEMYUROMA!



dah ada awek baru.


and the way he explains his new ex seems quite okay.

gotta be careful how you speak about your ex with her.

EVERYONE hates that.


and though i think i can see her weakness already.


but maybe it's just my imagination.



she scores 85% for me bro.


haizz.

adik dah siap bukak chapter 2 dalam love life.

abang dia bila pulak kan cookie?

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

aaaaaanyways bloggie,

It's been a swell week.

I F'ed up my assignments last Friday.

I'mma tell you one time!

the starting part got like 3 citations


and the rest of it only full of Putra-ology to go with.


I can smell Miss smokin'HOT Smita's comment already.


1. Putra, you have 5 references but i can only see 1,2 citations. Think you can fool me troll? BEE-YOTCHHH!!

2. how come there's only citations on your first paragraph? did you write a book and decided to NOT cite yourself in your essay? troll needs moar schooling!

3. stop dozing off in my class DEMMIT! Or else I'm gonna make you run the whole lobby NAKED! Twice.

4. this essay sucks so hard i think it can give a BJ. (okay ini tipu)


xD




haizz.

4 hours of head-cramping is not enough.

I hate facebook for this.

ARGHHH!



AAAAAAAAAAAnyways.


Anep came back again.

WHOOP-DEE-DOO!

Hookah session to the MAX!

patio@7 was closed suddenly.

so we had to suffer with the barra's hookah guy.



his flavors taste like crap,

he chops the coal TOO frucking small.

and ..

he just sucked.



HOWEVER!


it was still great since MIKKI and AMEL could join us.




and a new hypothesis is considered PROVEN.

which is.


Guys do NOT talk about girls as much girls talk about guys with their close friends.


we talked about ghosts man!


i did try to slip "girls" into our topic but it ends up..




P: weh korang single lagi x?

An, Mik: big yes!

Ah: aku ada awek doo

P: uish sape shiaaall! xnak share info en mel! demyu!

Ah: awek aku miley cyrus rambut hitam.

Mik: baju putih?

An: kaki x cecah lantai?

Ah: Spot On Mate.

P: (stoned) I need to stop imagining the conversations that didn't really happen in my head. I'm gonna fill my blog with all craps and no info.







comprende senor?

no?


haha.


the above conversation didn't happen la macha.

but still.

they all DID manage to change the topic to ghosts back again.


haiiissshh.


Oh oh!

i went to jusco.

and i went to the MPH there.

I learned 2 new things.




1. Novels about vampires are A LOT now. suddenly?

2. Tuesdays with Morrie, Damn good book. Maybe i just download it. but then again. I'd wanna treasure it and just buy my first novel EVAR!

3. Ice Blend Mocha is the only thing good in Oldtown white coffee kopitiam.

4. the fact above I already know. Just emphasizing it to stop blog readers from wasting their money eating/drinking there.


XD


a month until holiday.

Haircut?
Diet?


sorry, i stopped giving a damn about what other people think quite sometime ago.

call me rude,
call me immature,
call me arrogant,
call me asshole.

and you might just get to see my "kisah-pantik?" face.



notes:
Congratulations Rhoma!
can't differ whether i reached another level in self-actualization.
or i'm just in too deep living in my comfort zone.
F! that jom gi makan?
XD
RM30, Tuesdays With Morrie. seems fair?

That's it.
cya later bloggie,
I'll write to ya soon!
au revoir,
XOXO,
Oh i love her so.

Dialogues! :

I LOLOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE twilight.

Bella: Edward, have you heard about the joke they didn't tell to Gay people?

Edward: No.

Bella: .........