The hardest riddle of all. Human Heart.

If a song could get me you.
- Marit Larsen

Dear .....












okay okay jangan merajuk.


mucuk2 bloggie ku sayang~

hehahe.



well this post is unbelievably early kan?


guess i just wanna talk.

and i miss you.

he ha he~




okay here's the deal bloggie,


u ever heard the saying that when a male asks a female what she's listening to, she'll give him a song that contains a message she wants to send to him


or something like that.


well it is fakeandgay. or as we say it in this blog,


BULLSHIT!

well mmmmmmmmmmmaaayybe not 100% BS?




idk. idk.


well actually,

(please. while reading this, bear in mind that i have a VERY VERY ACTIVE imagination)



the other day, we uhh.. me and uhmm.. u know~

we talked coz coincidentally we were both online that time.



and as our conversations go on and on.

i suddenly popped the question.












































NO. I did not ask her to marry me.

yet.

:P


okay okay btms,

my question was a usual one.
(re-typed in Normal English Language not Putra's Language)




"What are you doing right now?"



and so she replied.


"listening to a song"


which her usual reply would be "the usual, online facebook, ym, bored."


then i asked again.



"What song are you listening to?"


and she said,


"The only exception - paramore"



and then i searched for it and read the lyrics and....


i replied



"I love you"


then she said


"OH NO SHE DIII'IIINT!"


then i replied



"Yeah that bitch DID! OMGWTFBBQ!"


Then she replied,

"Na'ah!"


Then I replied,

"Yes she DID!"



Then she replied,

"Na'ah!"



Then I replied,

"Yes she DID!"



Then she replied,

"Na'ah!"


Then I replied,

"Yes she DID!"



Then she replied,

"Na'ah!"


Then I replied,

"Yes she DID!"



Then she replied,

"Na'ah!"


Then I replied,

"Yes she DID!"



Then she replied,

"Na'ah!"


Then I replied,

"Yes she DID!"



Then she replied,

"Na'ah!"


Then I replied,

"Yes she DID!"



Then she replied,

"Na'ah!"


Then I replied,

"Yes she DID!"



Then she replied,

"Na'ah!"


Then i was like,

"You better bring me a sandwich before i chrisbrown your face WOMAN!"



Then she replied,

"No way pedro! you better shut up before i RAPE comment your facebook wall yo!"



Then i replied, (in anger)

"You ain't the boss of me! REBELLLLLL!!! whales DON'T DO MATHS!!"



then she replied,

"Bitch you better bring me back milk and cookies from YO MOMMA!"


then i replied,

"BimbosayWHAT!"


then she was all up in my face replying,

"What??"


Then i replied,

"YO Momma is So ugly that aliens mistook her for lady gaga!"



then she was like,

"OH NO YOU DIIII'IIIINNTTT!!!!"


Then i replied,

"Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night."



Then she said,

"Stop it before i bitch-slap you ho!"



Then i replied,

"Yeah! Tiger Woods IS THE MANNN!!!!"






-The End-




(told you i have a very VERY active imagination)



haheha.



nothing serious really happened.

and none of the above happened.

all of 'em.

i haven't chat with her for some time now.

but then again we did talk about that song.


Now I wonder...

It seems like a sign.

Is it?

Notes:
I just know I'm gonna die next week.
assignments all on hold!
Sei lor!
Getting fatter and fatter.
i think the other day some elves almost carried me back to north pole.
that is until they heard i speak malay.
Santa don't speak malay meyhh?
Racist son of a gun.

That's it~
c ya bloggie,
take good care of yourself okaayy.
gonna miss you.
au revoir,
XOXO,
i love you so,
;)

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