The hardest riddle of all. Human Heart.

If a song could get me you.
- Marit Larsen

Dear .....












okay okay jangan merajuk.


mucuk2 bloggie ku sayang~

hehahe.



well this post is unbelievably early kan?


guess i just wanna talk.

and i miss you.

he ha he~




okay here's the deal bloggie,


u ever heard the saying that when a male asks a female what she's listening to, she'll give him a song that contains a message she wants to send to him


or something like that.


well it is fakeandgay. or as we say it in this blog,


BULLSHIT!

well mmmmmmmmmmmaaayybe not 100% BS?




idk. idk.


well actually,

(please. while reading this, bear in mind that i have a VERY VERY ACTIVE imagination)



the other day, we uhh.. me and uhmm.. u know~

we talked coz coincidentally we were both online that time.



and as our conversations go on and on.

i suddenly popped the question.












































NO. I did not ask her to marry me.

yet.

:P


okay okay btms,

my question was a usual one.
(re-typed in Normal English Language not Putra's Language)




"What are you doing right now?"



and so she replied.


"listening to a song"


which her usual reply would be "the usual, online facebook, ym, bored."


then i asked again.



"What song are you listening to?"


and she said,


"The only exception - paramore"



and then i searched for it and read the lyrics and....


i replied



"I love you"


then she said


"OH NO SHE DIII'IIINT!"


then i replied



"Yeah that bitch DID! OMGWTFBBQ!"


Then she replied,

"Na'ah!"


Then I replied,

"Yes she DID!"



Then she replied,

"Na'ah!"



Then I replied,

"Yes she DID!"



Then she replied,

"Na'ah!"


Then I replied,

"Yes she DID!"



Then she replied,

"Na'ah!"


Then I replied,

"Yes she DID!"



Then she replied,

"Na'ah!"


Then I replied,

"Yes she DID!"



Then she replied,

"Na'ah!"


Then I replied,

"Yes she DID!"



Then she replied,

"Na'ah!"


Then I replied,

"Yes she DID!"



Then she replied,

"Na'ah!"


Then I replied,

"Yes she DID!"



Then she replied,

"Na'ah!"


Then i was like,

"You better bring me a sandwich before i chrisbrown your face WOMAN!"



Then she replied,

"No way pedro! you better shut up before i RAPE comment your facebook wall yo!"



Then i replied, (in anger)

"You ain't the boss of me! REBELLLLLL!!! whales DON'T DO MATHS!!"



then she replied,

"Bitch you better bring me back milk and cookies from YO MOMMA!"


then i replied,

"BimbosayWHAT!"


then she was all up in my face replying,

"What??"


Then i replied,

"YO Momma is So ugly that aliens mistook her for lady gaga!"



then she was like,

"OH NO YOU DIIII'IIIINNTTT!!!!"


Then i replied,

"Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night."



Then she said,

"Stop it before i bitch-slap you ho!"



Then i replied,

"Yeah! Tiger Woods IS THE MANNN!!!!"






-The End-




(told you i have a very VERY active imagination)



haheha.



nothing serious really happened.

and none of the above happened.

all of 'em.

i haven't chat with her for some time now.

but then again we did talk about that song.


Now I wonder...

It seems like a sign.

Is it?

Notes:
I just know I'm gonna die next week.
assignments all on hold!
Sei lor!
Getting fatter and fatter.
i think the other day some elves almost carried me back to north pole.
that is until they heard i speak malay.
Santa don't speak malay meyhh?
Racist son of a gun.

That's it~
c ya bloggie,
take good care of yourself okaayy.
gonna miss you.
au revoir,
XOXO,
i love you so,
;)

Videos! :

A letter from the puzzled one.

Dear Mr.A-nonymous.

well.

actually i was about to bitch you in this post on..

1) How immature of you to bash us, half awake without even explaining WTF happened.

- since you're that pissed off i guess we really did something bad. but would it kill you to tell what exactly we did to you with who about what?

2) How "Genius" your punishment by pulling away the audio.

- first of all. i dont think it really affects neither me nor the other guy. Second, i have A SHARE in that? remember you asked MY MUNNEYH when u wanted to buy that. i own at least 30% share in that item. but oh well, everything that's mine u always consider yours anyways kan?



well i was gonna bitch and bash some more because this is WAYYY lower than your "mentality".

come to think of it.

its even lower than mine.


BUT!

I'm gonna try and be the big man like you are (or used to be).

and walk away.

Be happy. Do explain.

coz we're fucking clueless on what you were talking about.

Happy, clappy but not crappy!

Bang, kasi setting BOEIK punya* okay!*
(sucks hose) this tastes like crap >:3

Dear bloggie,

yes yes title itu di cilok dari tajuk album "Couple".


ahahahahahaaaanyways~

whaddup karipap?

miss me?


xD


the week has been great!

started sweating a lot in most of the evenings.

can't really blame the weather.

haha.

well bloggie nowadays i seem to think and reflect a lot about my life.

its like my mind is refreshing and preparing just in case it needs to flash my whole life in front of my eyes.

if you know what i mean*


moving on,



nowadays i stopped and stare everyone with their life.

some made it RICH.

some changed.

some fight.

some .....

eh wait.

not "SOME" fought.

A LOT of people around me nowadays are fighting.

dudes, chicks, young guns, old schools, it made no difference.


not just that.

i also keep on watching fail relationships around me.

WTF is up with youngsters nowadays?

they've just started going out but already quarrel like hell.

it'd be better if they just stop right?

haaiiissshhh.

but then again, it's none of my beezwhacks to go and slap 'em with my advices.




bloggie dear,

ever since my second semester in college started,

i always kept thinking on finding my soulmate.

well, a match is actually found.

but its just that...

errmmm.. let me explain it this way,

u ever heard of the quote

"When married, woman expects everything to change, guys expects everything will be just the same"

okay?

and my point is first, i damn sure am still single and not married.

xD

second is that the thing happened to my suppose-to-be-soulmate

okay here's the story,

i've had this Major crush on her a few years back.

back then she was almost everything i ever wanted.

with the hair, style etc etc. everything lah.


but, during those times she was with this dude, Adoi!

all i can do is to ensure my existence is written in her life's dictionary.

that would be enough, that was my thought back then.



and then a few years passed,




TARAAAA she's single.


and i was like O-M-G !!!

this is my chance.

this is my time.

this is my dream coming true.



until..

ZZAAAASSS !!

she changed her appearance.

with shawl, and tutup litup semua lah.

Alhamdulilah, she changed.

everyone would say, that's better putra, she's gonna be a keeper! everyone wants a wife with shawl on and all.

Great news right?


well.

TTTEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTT!!!

wrong.

it's not that i have anything against religious teachings and all.

but people always say that "good girls are meant for good guys"

well...

i know myself.

i'm not a good guy.

but i pretend to be one.

and i pretend good.

Thus, this equation only leads to.... TARAAA~

we're not meant for each other.

wanna know the best part bloggie?

she and i.

we have lots in common.




wait..



let me rephrase that.



we have billions of things in common!




wait let me emphasize on that.


We have B-I-L-L-I-O-N-S of thing IN COMMON!





imagine that.

on the outside she used to look exactly what my dream girl would look like.

on the inside, we're almost like a twin. we might even think alike.

which makes 100% marks inside out of my dream girl.


until she fell out of my "taste" category.

it is not that she got ugly, Hell no!

she just changed in to a much better person.

better than i deserve.


and this is why i'm still going back and forth about having a relationship with her.

most probably this will all go in drains.

it'd be fun to have a friend that have billions of things in common right?

i can be all bitchy and spill my problems with her.

and it'd be like talking to myself, only with a different voice from a different body.

ahahahahaha.


and to add to my misery.

i now believe that couples should talk more face to face than through text/call.

thus further strengthens my stand against long distance relationship.

UMNO terus mara untuk rakyat Malaysia~

:P



notes:
I don't know who I'm in love with anymore.
haha, this is gonna suck. :|
New shoes is probable.
Honey and Clover Season 2 DVD = MUST BUY!
asik pikir masalah duit, terkedu jugak tengok ayol skang.
haiiihhhh.

well,
that's it.
want some more?
come see me laaa.
he he he~
c ya bloggie,
au revoir,
XOXO,
i love you so!

Quotes! :

Never have my eyes set sight on something with such beauty.
Never have my heart stopped and gasped for air when I see a face.
Never have my mind so occupied thinking about a single person.
Never have my senses tingle in every sensation of you.
Never have my reactions dumbfounded by worldly beaut.
Never have my words repeat for the sake of poetic values.
Never have my desires asked for nothing but you.
Never have my bullshit been like this in a post.

=)

From Karim, To CIK mOOn Ella

As time moves on, so shall people.

Does he look at you the way I do?
Try to understand the words u say and the way you move.

Dear bloggie,

wake up in the morning feeling like imblogging~

hahahaha.

whaddup karipap?

=)


its been too long since i post anything here.

guess nowadays keeping stuff to myself seems to be working better than i thought.

well, we all have to grow up sometimes bloggie.

aaaanyways~

life's been good.

people in my situation would probably say they're tied up with college, assignments and school stuffs~

but hey,

fuck them.
(oops!)

F' them!
(much bettah!)



just because i occasionally go to college thrice a week.

do some research a bit-a bit for my assignments (okay ini tipu)

does not mean i am busy with them.

that's called ...

idk...

it's called something when bullshit and avoidance got married.

and they have little babies,

and the baby's name would be that word.

urghh my vocabulary sucks.


btms,

it is sickening how some people pretend they are busy with something,

while doing something else.


that is stupid.


why can't people nowadays appreciate honest truth like ye olde' times.

even though truth hurts but still,

it is better said than a "made-up" lie just to make yourself look busy and "ihavealifenotlikeyoun00b!"

well, unless if its a secret then truth should be kept to yourself.

i seem to blabber out some secrets to my close clique once or twice.

although i know it is safe with them but still.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO ME!

(oops!)

WHAT THE F' IS HAPPENING TO ME!
(much bettah!)

i used to be the best secret keeper that i know.

no, its not a typo. i am the best secret keeper that I know. well used to.

haizzz.

oh! no worries bloggie.

the secrets i blabbered out are just small things like who you used to date etc. etc..


sigh*


i'm losing my touch.


eh ehh i'm wayy off topic.


btms,

nowadays it sickens me whenever i see a lie in front of my face.

more and more people are being hypocrites.

they say other people are two faced back stabbers.

well, they forgot one more friend that they see in the mirror everyday.

stupiddumb@$%@*#^$(@&$%^@($^@&*!%!@!!!!




haisshhh.

okay btm-real-s,

nowadays i'm busy with doing nothing.

it just amazes me how i can pass the time everyday by doing different random stuffs.


sleep late at night around 3?

then,

watch tv from 9 to 5,

eat, bathe, etc etc..

play a round or two of battle realms (VUINGVUING! TARRRRbaik!)

or just plain old DoTA.

and then online until late night.

haihhh..

kalau2 la aku cam dok uitm then tgh exam week.

mesti lagi best kan?

WAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!




:P

don't worry friends,

one day karma will return ALL this back to me.

so korang relax, sit back, tido, and soon aku kena balik punya.

(cara aku mengelak retaliation dari korang ni agak cool bukan?)

hahaha


aaaaaanyways,


life's been good,

god is being oh-so-SUPER kind to my tummy.

its getting bigger and bigger by the day.

wonder if i should dress up as garfield/homer/peter griffin for my birthday?

xD














Notes:
next week kelas isnin cancel.
I'm gonna be free from thursday until monday
5 days free.
dah macam cuti sem korang kan?
hahahahaahahaa

well,
c ya soon bloggie,
yes yes i will call her soon enough.
she's having her exams takkan nak kacau.
xD
au revoir,
XOXO.
Oh, i love you so bloggie.

Regrets! :

Before,
I used to think that everyone will change.
EVERYONE, but you.
oh,
How gravely have I been mistaken.

Don't shed a tear for me nigga, I ain't happy here.
Hope they bury me, and send to me to my rest.
Headlines reading, "murdered to death".
My last breath.

-"If i die tonight" Tupac Shakur