(to the people that have been duped by the title. I TOLD YOU SO!)
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAARRRRRRRR BLOGGIE!
Hey!
whaddup dudette!
;)
missed me?
no?
ah! ha.. ha.. haa... (laughs slowly)
okay okay updates.
Guess who managed to get 10 hours of sleep for the first time he can remember?

NO!
not "that" guy.
pffttsss..
he wears his freaking underwear outside.
imagine how many times he rushed to get dress after waking up.
the answer is:
how many times do you see him without his underwear out side?
hahahahha.
today i learned a new word.
okay i'm shitting you.
the annoying word actually kept ringing in my head all day.
(or quarter day.or whatever you call 3 hours of sunlight is)
and it is quite the annoyance to kept thinking like this.
lapar aaaa (the word)
UISH! citer (the word) best lak kat astro!
asal xde org nak (the word) msg fon (the word) aku nih. (the word again)
asl aku asik (the word) pikir pasal "(the word)" ajer nih!
(the word) nk gi cc ke (the word) x nihhh..
bridge of (the word) terabithia dadah! wouuii (the word) da (the word) lambat nk gi (the word) cc!
now read the text above again and change (the word) to "F**K/ing/er".
okay i was shitting you again.
ahahahahaha.
the new word that i learnt today iiissssssss...
Drumroll*
Misogynistic!
which means
hatred/discrimination towards woman. (lebih kurang camtuh la maksud dia)
Thanks to online dictionary for providing me with the meaning of the word.
and special thanks to "Chris Rock : Never Scared" stand up comedy video.
He introduced me to that annoying word.
thanks for tormenting my mind for the day!
hmphh!

okay nothing much happened today.
its just that.
i think i'm subconciously setting my sleeping time to fit the fasting month.
which is.
sleeping after 6/7 a.m
and wakes up around 6-8 hours after.
YIPPEEE!!
kepalahotak ko yippee putra! makruh bodo!
ah! ha. ha.. ha... (laughs slowly)
Bloggie!
now i know how did my nose get full of mucus!
believe it or not.
it is simply because i was dehydrated.
how do i know this?
because after i gulp a cup full of water,
the mucus seems to melt and disappear.
then after a few minutes the mucus would come back and fill my nose again.
and also i know this from the colour of my piss.
(let's get educated!)
my chinese form 3 science tuition teacher said that:
Lagi cair colour you punya air shishi aa. Means that you are healthier. LAAAAgi sihat one!
that's how you check how healthy your digestion system and whether u have enough fluid in your body.
she also explained about our faeces condition if we r healthy or not.
but i don't wanna gross the readers out bloggie.
how noble am i riggghhhtt?

hahaha.
I always have ideas on what to post!
its just that the idea always went missing whenever i'm typing.
i forget a lot when i'm typing.
before i forget.
I wanna watch japan drama movie
Koizora and Threads of Destiny.
also Japan Action Movie Crows Zero 2!
okay i forgot what other movie i wanna jot down here.
wait
eh,
what's my name again?
Notes:
Belasah dd in dota again. VUWARGHH!!
i feel pretty, oh so pretty~
Ehsan i want ur fking long hair!
ANEP! HAHAHAHAHAAHA!
wekk semua jgn kawan anep!
Anep botak! LMAO!
(this is just me reacting to a joke after a month)
babeee i wanna text you!
(5 seconds later...)
malasnye nk taip keypad nihh!!
i'm sorry i'm black,
I'm sorry I'm blue,
I'm sorry for giving this shroom to you.
ahahahahaaha! (cant undersatnd? pretend u do!)
oh, i hate mondays. >:(
That's all Bloggie!
Parting is such a sweet sorrow,
au revoir,
XOXO!
Oh, i love you so.
Parting is such a sweet sorrow,
au revoir,
XOXO!
Oh, i love you so.

the shishi part was kind of erhhh, "euuuwwww" i guess HAHA :D
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