Maybe less sleep is more.

Dear Bloggie,

yesterday, (which isTuesday)

i did something errr.. amazing?

well at least to me it is.
(diam ah kau!)

okay,


let me start from early yesterday which where my story would began.

early morning yesterday,

and by "Early morning" i mean early as in 1 a.m up to 3 a.m,



okay btms,

Early morning yesterday i knew that i am having a QTi test,

but somehow my man-brain keeps telling me its on 3 p.m.

so, i went to bed early as usual.

which is around 6 a.m.

when i was just starting my dreams suddenly my mom woke me up.

"Put, bangun. tu kenapa ada kereta org lesen kat luar tu? kamu ada test lesen ke arini?"

how nice of her.

and i replied. (half-awake)

"manadeee test kol 3 laaaa"

but then i think,

"eh ada kereta luar?"

Double U, TEE, EFF!???

Abg Din was waiting for me outside.

Holy **** Ownage!

the test was on 8 a.m duh!

without any second delay,

i get dressed and

ZZZZUUUUPPPPP!!!!

i was in the car.



how great is it?

having my QTi test after an hour of sleep.

CHUN! right?

in the car i kept cursing at myself.

only because i'm trying to stay awake of course.

Warggghhh!!

and when i got there,

First,

"Hakim, nah kereta. Kau bantai lah round2 dulu. nanti Abg Lan sampai kau parking sini balik"

At least i get to practice all the parking and stuff.

Then Abg Lan came and registered me and all.

at first i thought Abg Lan is gonna be in charge of me.

Then comes this indian guy and said he's gonna take charge of me.

WATTA FAAAAAAAAAA!!!

suddenly anep's experiences in his blog rushed through my head.

Mr. Appalanaidu.

That stupid name never leave my head.

hahahaha.

okay so, my indian guy tester was actually errrr..

nice.

yeah really.

he's nice.


before i start he gave me a short briefing.

which was suppose to be long

but since he was rapping all of it.

it sure saved me about 20-30 minutes i think.


so, i go ahead and pray to god my focus is present.
(since the lack of sleep and all)




First The HILL.

(for the next few lines please use ur god given imagination to feel my post)
(and sorry for the language. i tend to swear a lot in my head)
(oh and these next lines gonna be what i'm hearing/what i'm saying in my head)

start engine,

Vroooommmm!

okay chanteq.

dude td ckp maybe clutch pendek, kena becareful nih gagal kang.

VRRROOOOMMM!

lanc** clutch pendek. elok jer. selamat aku yeah! drive!

VRRROOOOOOOOOMMMM PRRRIIITTTT! (okay aku gebang je)

vruuuummm

okeh bukit.

ready, steady GO!

VRROOOMMM (the engine ROARRR!!!)


sh*t palang! jaga jgn side mirror tlebih b*doh!


HIT THE BREAKKK!!

KKKRRRHHHHH.. (tyres sliding)

(tarik handbreak)

Fuuhhh nampak cam chun.

(looks out the window)

YEAH!

Tayar chanteq di dalam garisan kuning!

(lifts up hand)

(the indian guy gave a half-assed "go" sign)

c**ai tol, serius ah skit bagi tanda. sebbaik ko baik .

Here comes the hardest part.

its... letting go..





of the handbreak of course.

okeh putra! tekan minyak lepas clutch.

vrrrRRRROOOOMMMMMM!! (over-rammed)

(looks intensely-fast at the indian tester guy)

fuh siot dia x pasan. okeh lepas skit2.

VRRROOOOOMMM!!

mampos ah lepas je a hand break.

TYRE SCCRRRREEEEECCCHHHHH!!!!!

fuyuuunngggggg~ wa lepas seyh! kachak kachak! enjin x mati!

okeh stop kat sign bodo tuh.

(looks left and right.)

now parking.


okay to keep it short i passed the parking and 3 point stop with flying colours.

WUUHUUUU!

but,

i had to wait to finish my 2 hours "learning" session.

d'oh!



The main thing is that..

i passed the QTi test while having sleep deprivation!

but unfortunately i wasn't being tested "on-the-road".

idk why.

its quite depressing.

NOT!

hahaha.

the good news is that i passed.

YEAH!



JPJ test for car is on 24th august.

God help me.

Notes:
Watching G.I Joe today.yieppa!
Beat DD at battle ship yeah!
Need to topup my maxis number.
lessons on weds and friday.

That's all bloggie,
Au revoir, XOXO,
Oh, I love you so.

Lesson! :
Forcing two people together is just the same as being the parent in an arranged marriage.
Its okay now Mr.Bond
I understand.
Really.
=)