Karangan Percubaan SPM 2009

Dear Bloggie,

This is a story of a man, a black man named Rambo. Rambo was no ordinary man. He could jump, crawl, and even run at an incredible speed of 2 km per hour. But what is so special about Rambo is that, whenever he farts NOBODY could know! He used his special talent for the good of mankind. For example, sabotaging an illegal perfume convention, farting up bad guys silently in an elevator, or even farting in the karaoke joint to get himself a room.

He led his happy life until one day he met his nemesis, Naruto! Naruto is one wikkitywikkitywikkityWHACKED dancer. errr..... Ballet dancer to be exact. But Naruto also have special skills. As a caucasian 181 cm in height and still wanna go taller, Naruto can rap anyone's ass off! He'd go like

"Yo Momma's so dumb! She tripped over a cordless phone."

or sometimes

"Yo Momma's so fat! she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm..."

or even sometimes

"Yo Momma's so ugly! that when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back."


So, one unfortunate day Rambo accidentally met Naruto.
And by that I mean Rambo accidentally threw his ice cream on Naruto's face while kicking a ball to his nuts while spitting on his favourite shirt while looking at his fat girlfriend while making "BLUERRGHH" face while smelling like a 10 days old "got-hit-by-a-truck" dead dog while farting Naruto's girlfriend while giving Naruto a wedgie while having a boner while wondering how Obama won the election while sneezing to Naruto tongue while stealing Naruto's Barbie Doll collection while getting jizzed in his pants while praying to god M.U loses this season to Liverpool while buying a cake full of lit candles while throwing the cake he bought to Naruto's face while screaming "Pakcik nok menang sejuta jugeeekkk".

That was how they began a life-long battle as nemesis.

A few long years of fighting deadly battles of "1.. 2.. JUS! ", hairpulling like crazy little kindergarten girls, and even awkwardly sometimes "who can run home and tell their mommy first!", they reached to a point of draw. That is until they decided a fight to the death! in a grueling very deadly serious competition of...



Dance-Dance REVOLUTION!

The competition was so close that they had to continue fighting for an impossible 12 minutes! Both of them were sweating and panting like there's no tommorow. That was until Rambo had an evil idea. For an easy win he farted to Naruto so that Naruto loses his concentration. His planned worked. Naruto missed his 13th step Combo. All timer record for him. Rambo won but his evil deed was known by the spectator. Anep, a handsome 5 year old saw what Rambo did while licking his large lollipop. He told Naruto what happened and then Rambo was banned from playing tick-tack-toe in that kingdom FOREVER. Rambo loved tick-tack-toe more than a small kid loves broccoli. OKAY maybe its not so much but he did loved it. sheeesh!

As a conclusion for the whole story.



aku dah boleh bawak kereta manual 90% pasta perfecto!

well, a kancil at least.

xD

Notes:
I like iced peach tea.
I love Peanut Butter and chocolate waffle.
I adore Nasi Ayam Lemon Pak Li.
I wish i can get a new phone for her.
I wish i can get a new phone for rhoma too.
I wish I have three more wishes.
(repeat steps above, rinse and dry until satisfying result achieved)

That's all bloggie,
C ya dear,
au revoir, XOXO,
Oh, i love u so.

Pictures! :

Make us proud kid.
hahahahaha!

The chicken or the egg?
HAHAHAHAHAHA!