JPJ monday.

Dear Bloggie,

Yesterday (moanday) had to be one of the best mondays so far!

well i can't really say the day was calm and serene, no.

it was actually rather heart-thumping, nerve-wrecking, mind-boggling, sweat-producing, blood-pumping, liver-crushing, eye-catching and fear-filled with a hint of consequences-thinking.

don't know a dime of what i'm saying?

okaayyy.

let me spell it out for ya.

It was my J - P - J test day for my car license.

now lets start from the top shall we.

At first i thought my license class was gonna start early, like around 8 or something.

so,

i fked up my sleeping time a bit by sleeping early and woke up just in time for sahur.

then i never went to bed again.

being all jumpy and nervous i got ready early and by 7.50 a.m i was all dressed and ready to go.

i waited for the car to come and pick me up.

7.50.

7.55..

8.00...

8.05....

8.10.....


WHERE THE HELL IS CHRIS?

eh


WHERE THE HELL IS ABG LAN!!



so i called him instead.

who knows he might forgot about me or something.



Hello Abg Lan, Putra ni. Test saya kol brape nih bang?

oh hakim. haa. test ko abg da set pkol 10 nanti. abg da bgtau kan?

*!^@*&@^!!!! (dlm hati)

Oh yeke? xpe ah. nk ambik saya kol brape ni?

aaaa ko tunggu kejap dalam pukol 9 lebih2 sikit abg din dtg amik ko.

okeh chun assalamualaikum.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..

i got ready early for nothing!



okay fine what's done is done.

i waited, abg din came and i was off for my journey of adolesence.



when i got there,

TENSION!

why?

no "eye-candy" today.

actually.

no "eye-candy" for my session at all!

pffftttsssss.....

this is gonna get dull.

so i registered my part and had to wait.

for about half an hour and then the whole second session people moved to the general waiting area.

there,

i had to wait some more.

for about 2 fukennaaahhhh hours!

Dabew-yuw-tee-EYF!







then only we were moved to ANOTHER waiting spot and had to wait some more for the first test.

that is parking!


to tell you the truth bloggie,

i was FREAKING nervous while waiting.

i kept thinking what if my car "buat-lawak" when i was climbing that sitoopeeeeeed hill?

FAIL duh!

Luckily i managed to text a fren and she was having a crappy early day too.

Sep sikit!

ahahahaha.

and since texting was not enough to calm me down.

i decided to call my other fren.

well i can't say she calmed me down.

but,

while having the conversation,

she made me forget about everything else in this world.
(perasan lebih)

hahahaha.

but i think mostly the texting-fren-having-a-crappy-day cheered me up.

xD



okay so the test.

unfortunately.

i got a freaking OLD kancil for my test.

all i kept thinking was.

I GOT A SECRET! ITS ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE ITS AT THE BACK OF MY LUNGS AND! I'M GONNA KEEP.....

oh shiznet, sorry that was the song i play on my phone to calm me down.

heh,

all i kept thinking was,



WOWWW!
CHAIYAAA!
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAnade tinggi clutch dia.
Kplotak ah!
bigfoot nk bawak kancil nih pon bole suicide sebab tension ah shiaaa!

KANNI***!!! (ramadhan dol!)

the sitooppeeeeeddd clutch was so frucking high!


First : The Hill.

(the guy gives me "GO" signal!)

okeh steady slow2 lepas clutch.
Vrrooommmm (thumbsup!)
watchout for that palang.
dut-dut-duddduuuu du-dut-dut dudduuuu (calming myself down zee avi style)
PALANG!
BURRREAAKKKUUU!!! (break in japanese slang)
tarik tarik seat belt,
checks out the window
CHUN GILA!
blablabla with the JPJ dude.
and down the slope i go~
Weeeee~
left turn.
Parking was easy.


and that pretty much how it ended.

YEAH!



passed my Parking test!

Then i had to wait.

AGAIN.

for my "on the road" test with the JPJ

it was 11.50 a.m.

so i wait,


and wait.

and waiit..

and waaiiittt...

aandd waaiiittt....

aaannnddd waaaiiittttt....

until.

VUWALAH!

its 4 p.m!

BLING!

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnade lama.

cibettt!!


so i got into the car,

i thought a lot about what to chat with the JPJ tester guy.

but instead my mind went blank and it was a quiete ride.

i mean.

REALLY quiete!

if the guy is swearing and cursing at least we'll know what went wrong right bloggie?

instead he kept his freaking mouth shut.

WAH!

did do this wrong?
did i do that wrong?
am i going too fast?
is my signal right?
am i giving the signal on the right time?
is it time to change my gear?

WARGHH!!

it was the most frustrating 15 minutes drive of my life!
so far.

=.="

and due to that frustration.


when it was over i asked.

saya pass tak ni encik?

entahlah ko tgk la sendiri.

and the result was not what i had expected...

YIIPPPEEEEKKAAIIIYYYEEE MTHFKR!

I PASSED!

yeah!

Lesen P!

Kereta!

yehaaa!



Notes:
Saw Amy BBS. she passed hers too.
Need to topup my maxis number TODAY!
Gotta get new picture for my P license.
Motorcycle class today and i have not sleep yet!
Plans oh plans, saturday or sunday? where?
TV TUESDAY YEAH!
Sleep deprivation is SO COOL!
Sorry no extra pictures.
Lazy wanna use my cheap phone

Well,
C ya later Bloggie dear,
Have a great life!
au revoir,
XOXO,
Oh, I love you so.

Addicted Song! :

We were sailing along on Moonlight Bay,
We could hear the voices ringing,
They seemed to say,
"You have stolen her heart"
"Now don't go 'way"
As we sang love's old sweet song on Moonlight Bay.


Doris Day - Moonlight Bay.

(got this oldie addiction from my favourite cartoon Hey! Arnold)