G-iler I-tu Joe!

(curtains rise)
(a proper looking gentleman walks to the center of the podium)

DUB, DUB! The gentleman taps the microphone. With the full intention of checking whether the microphone was working.

Uhhuukkk, the first.

UHHUUUKKK, the second cough seemed louder as he clears his throat.

Slowly looking over all the audience's face of anticipation, while the very question of wondering what is going to happen next goes back and forth in their minds.

Carefully the gentleman gaze up to the blinding spotlight just to disable his sight of the audience for a quick few seconds.

Mainly purposed to scare his nervous feelings away before he starts.

The gentleman clears his throat for the last time,

as he slowly reaches to the microphone, with a rather sore deep voice and a grim face.



He spoke.

Welcome to The Crystal Mask. I hope you have a pleasant time reading here. Please remember. Here we have two strict rules.

Number one,





YOU

DON'T

MESS

WITH

THE

F*KING

ZOHAN!!!!!!!!!!!



Number two,

All who reads this blog must watch Russell Peters or get killed by Chuck Norris! (with his Crazy nun-CHUCKS YO!).

here's a test, if you don't laugh you are freaking DEAD!

Thewty FOUUUWWWRR... FIFTY!

EY! Be a MAN!

My name is pronounced !xo-bile.

knee-GRROOOWWWW

This is bullsh*t!!
I don't know why I'm spending money to see some guy
who looks just like me.

Introduction ends HERE~

God, i really need to cut down reading internet troll's websites.

Dear Bloggie,

is that chuck norris behind you?

anyways..

(notice the new chatbox on your left?)

yesterday, i went to watch the latest G.I Joe Movie.


and it Was AWESOME!

like,

F**k! That's TOO COOL!







Here's a bit of spoiler if you haven't watch it yet.


The story is about this "Cobra" gang a.k.a the bad guys that creates most of the weapon for the whole world. The bad guys create this warhead filled with nanomites that practically "eats" up anything and everything. First this Duke guy was suppose to send the package of nanomites to his headquarters but was ambushed by the bad guys and almost lost the package. Luckily the G.I Joes came to the rescue. Since most of his team died, Duke and his buddy Ripcord joined the G.I Joes team for revenge. Its pretty much action and tonnes of twist in the story later on.



For incredible CGI effects, humours in the movie, and stunning plot twists.

i hereby grant G.I Joe : Rise Of The Cobra a handsome,

4.6 out of 5 stars.

YAY!

clapclapclapclap*




while writing this post i'm eating this DOPE "cake/kuih".

i don't know what the hell its name is.

but it seriously is. or how i would normally say it,

DADDDDDDDDDAH SHIALL!!

Here's some pictures of the "kuih/cake"

i wuz so haigh on tha sky man~

YUMMMM!

Notes:
Sweet thursday!
Trying to memorize OCK's new album.
When is the repeat for this week's leverage!

That's all bloggie,
C ya later,
au revoir,
XOXO,
Oh, I love you so.

Words of Wisdom! :


there's 3 types of people in this world.

those who can count.

and those who can't.

(now stop, take a second. and read it again until u get it)

Wtf Put! xde drama pasal girls ke?
xde la miks arini. malas lak nk cerita.