Intense "P.I" shit man!

Dear Bloggie,

When we went "idle" in a person's life,

They're bound to move on and be happy.


oh happy thoughts are so absent this morning.

grrr.

i'm blaming my depressed playlist.

masok air masok air

YAH!

(shutting my playlist)

Hello Bloggie,

how are you?

ahlan wasahlan?

como estas?

Wuhuuuu~

since my sunday went errr.... how should i put this.

i was kinda "idle" until 6 p.m something.

haha.

okay since the day went horrible boring.

lets talk about something else shall we bloggie?


okay,

how about sharing my thoughts on how to identify a person.

okay i'm just gonna "tembak" on this one.



First,
whenever i want to identify a person i'll look at his face, hairstyle, dress up, and his facial expression when he greet.

take note that my person identification could go from Tinker's skill cooldown

which is BAPAK KAU SLOW! BODOH NYER TINKER!!

or in normal human time which is up to 15-50 seconds.


Or my P.I (person identification) skills can load up to a quick 0.001 seconds.

haha.

it depends on how far it takes for me to calculate the scores from each aspect.

Okay first,

to install my P.I skills to urself you must understand how it works.




First stop, Face.

the person gotta have a face right?

First scan the subjects face.

which in my case if it was a she, i'd always rate on how she looks.

okay its not that i'm being shallow on judging a book by its cover.

its just that to my opinion.

55% of good looking people descends from good genetics.

by genetics i mean they MIGHT be from good family, but not necessarily they themselves are good/nice.

Also if it was a she, I'd look for moles.

why? you may ask.

does it have any SUPER SPECIAL attributes? you might ask again.

answer is NO.

I'm just not a real fan of girls with moles.

haha!




Second, Hairstyle.

Its not me being superficial again DUH!

to my opinion,

either if the subject is a male or a female.

nowadays hairstyles seemed vital in the fashion sense.

it separates the normal people, the fashionistas, the wannabes(females only), and of coz rempits.

okay btms,

TO ME:

For a guy,
the fashionistas and rempits are SO easily recognizeable.

Its the normal people that i usually double check.

because hairstyles for normal people can show some parts of their life.

is he rebellious? shy? simple? messy? or simply the common "idon'tcareaslongasmyhairisshort" type.



For a woman:

hairstyles reflects their fashion sense mostly.

and most of the time it reflects on how fat/skinny their wallets are.

From colouring, highlighting, curling, straightening it all reflects their inner personality, or just their sense of fashion.

If a person is too much into fashion their hairstyle don't mean much since it don't hide anything except for how bold they color it and how they manage it.

for some, or nowadays i think most of under 20 females, they show their feelings even on their hair.

but it all depends on many variables. (haha dah macam experiment chemistry dah)

by that i meant,

how long it is,
how short it is,
how she styles it,
how simple she keeps it,
how messy it is,

etc etc.

For example,

if that person is incredibly shy, easily intimidated, and for some, a total lack of self-confidence.

her hair would be super long.
she rarely ties her hair up unless its at home,
copes with loneliness on a daily basis,
won't mind going out with frens but always is the quiet one.
prefers small amount of close frens rather than being miss popular.
Lives inside her own tiny world.
Trust a lot of novels and frens bad experience rather than having her own.

*These are based on my opinion. does not have anything to do with anyone alive or dead.






Third, Dress up.

For a girl this is the most obvious part about her personality, how she's feeling that day, how good is her fashion sense, and how fat is her wallet of course.

Because most of the dresses, sweaters, shoes, tees, jeans, short-pants, skirts or even bikinis. The top she wears reflects her wealth A LOT.

coz people can't imitate expensive dresses with cheap stuffs.

and it seems minah rempits never quite understand these things.

however,

for males,

sometimes they wear the simplest thing but it costs like hell.
or the other way around.

i mean,

can you differ a RM300++ original Levi's jeans from an imitation bundle jeans with only a look?

No, its quite impossible unless you're some jeans expert.

or!

can you differ a t-shirt that the guy is wearing made from Topman or just Giant? man.

it can only be identified if the idiot still wears it after the thing looks like shit.


okay okay btms,

again, its not that i'm being superficial.

from the dress up we can tell if the person is simple, complex, menggelabah, cool, hotstuff, bajet hot, sakai nak mampos, or even broke.

its just a world of possibilities to interprate a person from their dress up.

and i think it'll be TOO long for me to put it here bloggie,






Fourth and the most important is, the facial expression of the person when he/she greets.

This is called the first impression of the meeting.

There is just TOO much information coming from a simple expression.

now how can we differ if its a real greeting expression or just made up one.


Being frens with a lot type of people gives me some small experience myself.

There's a few types of greet and facial expression.

If the person is truly cool with you and sincere.

he/she will give you a smile, shake your hand (or a hi 5 or a slap on the butt wtv makes u happy)
and then the person will spend a few seconds with you when you got nothing to say.

This is because that person also wants to see how chatty you are and how fast you get along.



If the person don't really appreciate your presence (it means he/she hates you la ngok)

he/she will give you a smile or not, shake your hand (or a hi 5 or a slap on the butt wtv makes u happy)
and then will immediately go away and pretend he/she's busy even if you have something to say.

it means he/she don't like you! so stop chasing the guy/girl and move on to someone else.

well, unless he/she was joking around or was really busy of course.





And that concludes it i guess.

I left out a lot of part coz i don't think all of my thinking can be written in here.

oh and please do remember.

all of the above texts, facts, and experience were all mine.

if they were wrong,

fick dich! (its german)

it means i'm sorry and please correct me.

hahahahahaha!

oh!

and all the things above is done in merely one second or more.

unless when the person is special in his/her appearance.

for example,

the clothes is too weird?
a big zit!
a GIGANTIC MOOOOOLLLLEEEEE!!!!!!!
looks familiar?

or usually in my case with girls,

she looks super beautiful or
she looks familiar or

WHOA THAT'S A HUGE MOLE DUDE!

hahaha.




Notes:
I AM A Nocturnal Human.
Ramadhan is coming.YAY!
When can i watch Crows Zero 2?
i hate mondays
sue me garfield.

i guess that's all.
C ya later bloggie o buddy!
au revoir,
XOXO,
oh i love u so.

Quotes! :

Idle minds are the devil's playground

-Idle hand movie

If he can understand how you hide your feelings. he could probably hid his better.

- Anonymous

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