Bloody Runny Nose and some update

Dear Bloggie,

I'm sorry about the day off.
(or was it 2 days?)

okay.

its not that things were TOO boring in my life to write it down to u but,

its just that bloggie,

i've been feeling rather lazy nowadays.

not to mention how long has it been since i posted a picture from my phone.
the crappy pictures.

i'm even lazier to push that 'capture' button than writing this.



btms,

lets start Friday.

Friday morning i had this terrible HORRIBLE case of sugar rush.

it actually lasted for almost 4 hours.

imagine the four hours of acting like i have a freaking Parkinson Disease.

at last i found the cure.
I rap japanese songs (which i barely remember)
then rap some of the english song.
and it dissapears.

WUHOOOO!!

On the evening,

Abg Din (no, not Pak Cik Din)

Abg Din!

he was my driving instructor.

First Abg Lan (my license agent) said that i'll be attending "Kelas Memandu"

so i thought,

"maybe its just a sleeping class."

boy was i wrong.

It was instead what zaty thought it was.

Yes cuzzie, you were right all along.

I had to drive for the second time in my life.

yes for all of you professional drivers a.k.a readers.

that time was the second time in my life i ever drove a car.

and i guess i kinda sucked.


while practicing the hill+handbreak thing.

the engine died.

how many times?

once?

twice?

thrice?

5 times?

10 times?

PEEETTTT!! WRONG!

if i counted correctly,

i killed the engine 18 times out of 23 tries.

i seem to always forget about the stupid clutch!



DANGFLABBIT!



and also this one time when i was trying to do the "3 penjuru" parking whatsoever thingamajig.

i aso managed to kill the engine.

imagine trying to get out off the freaking space.

while being watched.

and being watched veerryy carefully by the other drivers.

while they wait for their turn..

1 minutes pass..

2 minutes pass....

5 minutes pass.....

7 minutes pass.......

etc etc........

how long did i got stuck there u may ask?


for a freaking 25 minutes!

i watched the clock on the dashboard of the car.
that's why i know.

25 whole damn minutes of starting the engine, kick the clutch, slowly pressing gas.

VRRROOOOOMMM!!

F*CK YOU kancil!

the gas pedal was so SHORT!

so, i let go of the gas,

press it again,

slower this time.

vurummmm..

"Hey this is going good"

release the clutch slowly

GERAKGEBUKGEDEGADUSHDUSHHAIYAK!


the car "henjut-henjut" and the engine died.

i swear.

the first 5 times there's this "hahaha-kesian-mamat-tu-enjin-mati-je-dari-tadi" look on the other student's faces.

after the eerrrrrrr... 9th or 10th time.

there's this look.

KANINEI BUDAK KO GAME AKU KE APE SIAL! cepat AH!

all i can do was smile innocently and scratch my head pretending i look 5 months old.





WARGHH!! the shammmeeeeeee!!
















When it was around late 6 p.m.

i was the last person there.

so, Abg Din,

went into the car.

and sat right beside me.

beside me.

(this post has no perverted actions included.)

why does it sound so peculiar?

because I'M STILL ON THE DRIVER'S SEAT GADDEMMIT!

Second time driving a car and i already get to drive home myself.

sounds COOL doesn't it bloggie.

PEEETTTT!! WRONG!

IT WAS TOTALLY ABSO-HORRIF*CKING-LUTELY SCARY!

the engine managed to die 3 times on the road.

i drove above 50km/j on rush hour while the road was JAMMED!

don't ask me how i did that.

or how i "found-a-route" to do it.

it was really horrid.

I kept thinking.

don't hit a car,don't hit a car,don't hit a car,don't hit a car, EYH THE CLUTCH! AA.!!

okay okay,

don't hit a car,don't hit a car,don't hit a car,don't hit a car,don't hit a car,don't hit a car, BRAKE! AAA!!! stupid goat!

that was close,

don't hit a car,
don't hit a car,
don't hit a car,
don't hit a car,
don't hit a car,

(hakim kamu ni dah laju sangat ni!)

huh?

WOAH ALMOST 60++km/j on rush hour bodoh!!

slowdown,slowdown,slowdown,slowdown,
don't hit a car,don't hit a car,don't hit a car,don't hit a car,

eh fk! CLUTCH! AA!!


and that's how i miraculously managed to get home safely.

hahaha.

when night came capik told me about how zayani asked M out and invited capik to tag along for a last minute wingman position.

CIBAAAAAAAAAA tak ajak!


what ever.

i was in driving school and out of money that time anyways.


(but they don't know that. so a little guilt torture won't hurt anyone. hihihihi)



Saturday night was pasar malam night!

(as in friday punya night lah!)

YEAH!

trust me when i say.

the word "skinny" or "diet" or "fat" magically disappears every saturday night.

i ate.

"very much"

hahahahaha.


then comes saturday.


okay saturday mornings are always good.


got a little cartoon going crazy in my head.

that keeps on saying "watch us Putra!"



oh!

btw i went to SEGi College at subang yesterday (saturday)

it seems that they have Diploma in psychology.

YIPPEE!!

and and also it is covered by ptptn!

WOOHOOO!

and and.

the cost of the course didn't even touch RM 25K!

YADEBABEDUUU!!

hahaha.

maybe i'll take that course on october.

which means i get to complete fasting month and Raya happily.

YEAH!


then after the college i asked my dad to go to sunway pyramid.



"text to mikki"

weh miks mana nak carik topup maxis kat sunway nih a?



(5 minutes later...)



(an hour later....)



yes text dgn sepender!



ahahahaha.

i used my celcom number then.

maybe he didn't know it was me.


anyways.

i hoped to maybe "bumped" into kikien there since her dad's company is having family day at sunway lagoon that day.

but i guess fate was not on ourside.

=)


went home,

she was online on the chatbox

but remained silent.

Oh!

did i mention that i thought she ignored me was just my own feeling all along?

we chit-chat on friday or was it saturday morning?

i can't remember.


she's perky as ever.

=D



i guess that's all i can remember to write down right now.


Notes:
Happy Birthday DIDIY! YEPPPAA! ur getting old lah! haha
She approved my email at last.
i've been having this bloody runny-nose since thursday night.
sniff* i hate this!
i hope i get to finish my license before raya starts.
for some unknown reason i miss both of my sha's
aoki's nickname is CICAK! so cute!

That's all bloggie dear,
toodle-oo au revoir
XOXO!
Oh, i love you so.