Contest for dear readers!

Yoaw Blog-E! whuddup dawg?

ya feelin' me tonite' dawg?

i'mma break it down fer ya dawg.

Muh day tuhday wuz off the chizzle! for shizzle muh nizzle and i ain't bluffin' ya,

theez eez tha rizzle dizzle ma nizzle for rizzle, gizzle it?

c'mon dawg ya kneow what eez i towlkin bout y'argh!.

huh, wha emmai spikeeng laik theeze?

ya der esq me wha emmai spikeeng laik theeze?

ya kneow theez eez haw i roll BI-ATCH!

this muh lengguej right here dawg.

ya'll kneow whut eez muh lengguej eez spikeeng chya'right?

soulja boy tell 'em!






btw who can translate the above text 100% flawlessly will win a special candle light Dinner treat for 2/3/4 at a very exclusively exquisite 5-star restaurant eating my own very delicious favourite dish there,
(roti canai kat restoran pelita nasi kandar)

or

win a sponsored special out of this country experience visiting places that enhances the ethnicity and cultural behaviors that does not originate from malaysia! It Is literally a trip outside of malaysia!
(yogyakarta/Bali/ CHINA! a.k.a mydin klang/pantai morib/petaling street)

Leave your translation in the comment box


this contest ends 3 seconds before you finish writing your answer.
so think you answer carefully and take your time.

INTRODUCTION ENDS

Dear Bloggie,

Today was OFF THE HOOK!

it started kinda late but,

it was all rounded full of keywlnez!

first DD showed up at my crib house for no reason.

but i was too sleepy to entertain him so he left after hanging out for about 2 hours.

Then Abg Lan called and said i can have the class today for 2 hours.

YAY!

the faster I finish the classes, the faster i'll get my license ready.

YEAH!






okay today's driving was not so frightening like before.

but i really suck at handling the steering wheel and gear changing.

(okay not to mention speed controlling, side mirror watching, break kicking, tail light using, clutch releasing, following lane driving, hand break applying, engine starting, and err some other problems. he he he.)


smiles innocently*

;D

OH!

and look what i get today!

Can't see much of it?

OMG! check out that cutie!
LOL!
hahahaha

YEAH L license!

hahaha.
Roadblock polis?

BAK TANG AH!



roadblock jpj?

(weh patah balik buduh. motor xde roadtax)

hahahahaha.




OH OH!

and this is the real photo that i wanna show to you bloggie,

The Cutest Girl EVER!
(for the category of under 10 y/o)

For National Security Safety purposes the two entity's identity is hid.

hahaha.

smile smile ardeanna!!



Notes:
i think this two other girls errr.. kinda like me?
One on text the other one on myspace.
You better hurry and make up your mind!
Before its too late again? = (
tv shows OH tv shows.
my condition + relatives reaction = SO PREDICTABLE!
1 on 1 insane bot syllabear vs traxex. ipwnBOT! ^.^

"ITS TIME TO D-D-D-D D-D-D-D-DUEL!"

~Oscar Wilde on dueling

"Did I ever tell you I have a vicious stuttering problem?"

~Oscar Wilde on the previous quote

That's it bloggie,
au revoir,
XOXOXOXOXO!
Oh, i love you so.

I miss posting ending picture like this!
haha!
Oh kin. =)